The Echo

Yes, Mark, some are listening...

From the NJ at http://www.delawareonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010100626001
June 27, 2010
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I am writing to defend Christina School District’s use of referendum money to hire another administrator. The funds approved by the voters were to be used for salaries and supplies, and they will be.

Christina actually needs many more administrators who will be offered multiyear, six-figure contracts in the coming months. Among the positions not yet filled include Assistant Superintendent of Parking, Chief Executive Officer In Charge Of Clock Synchronization and Pencil Sharpening Czar.

With these people in place, wasted resources will be brought to a minimum through extensive oversight and micromanagement of teachers’ daily wasteful habits. This effort will be supplemented via three hidden cameras in each classroom that will focus only on the teacher. The new Director of Classroom Security will oversee the monitoring.

Disgruntled referendum voters should take heart, By next school year all their concerns will be forgotten, and the new Payroll Vice President will work closely with Christina’s new Retention Coordinator to make sure all new administrators receive the highest signing bonus in the state, something of which we can all be proud.

Mark Feil, Wilmington